Sometimes we all need a laugh

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who the best patients to
operate on are.

The first surgeon, from New York says, I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open then up, everything inside is numbered.

The second, from Chicago , responds, Yeah, but you should try
electri cians! Everything inside them is color coded.

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, No I really, think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: You know I like
mechanics workers, those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed: You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.